Alexa

I'm Alexa. Fuck you, pay me. I know more hip hop lyrics than you. I also know more business jargon than you. From Raekwon to PowerPoint, I got it all covered. You can find me hanging in a buffalo stance. I live for fantasy football and a good Riesling. I've never seen any of the original Star Wars movies and don't plan on it. I'd rather be shopping at the Nike outlet than the mall. I stay on my iPhone. Maybe one day I'll be rich and won't have to do things like spend 30 minutes debating whether or not I might get fired from my job if I use a booty shot that my boyfriend took as my pic on this blog. One can dream. Labels:

1 comments:

tink said...

Everyone loves a booty shot, including employers.

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