Meet Kylie. She is my dog and she's a freaking pain in my ass. I seriously mean that. She is about 4 years old yet she still eats everything in sight and gets into anything she can. Don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but she is the most stubborn and bitchy thing I have ever met. She has eaten/chewed up everything you can imagine (without being harmed in the process) including a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of insecticide, countless pairs of underwear, lipstick, 4 months worth of heartgard medicine, a box of tampons, a whole chocolate cake, etc... (you get the picture). She has a stomach of STEEL. I don't abuse or neglect my dog at all, but you never expect to leave the house thinking that your dog is going to jump on the counter and eat a whole bag of starburst candy. So, in this adventure I call "life with Kylie," I am going to document and post pictures of the crime scenes to which I come home to after Kylie has been exceptionally mischievous. Witness Exhibit A:
March 19, 2010 - Suspect accessed garbage can and transported evidence to living room floor for a field day. Take special note of black Jessica Simpson ballet flat in top right corner. This was moved by the suspect from the bathroom floor for God knows what reason. Shoe is still in tact.
Stay tuned for future crime scenes.
- jenna
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